Si mis pensamientos viesen la luz, os dejaba a todos ciegos

I would not dare to answer with a resounding yes, because I am to problems what oxygen to the lungs: indispensable. Not even I take myself seriously, because my way of being is not recommended to succeed in life. It doesn't help too much that as a child I dreamed of being an evil anti-love witch, and that's why there are times when things get quite complicated for me. It all started the day the bad tongues told me that destiny did not exist. Then I took possession of the luck of each one of them to weave it as I pleased and, thanks to that, the manipulative monster that I am today was born: the great seer Carla. Or blind? I can be very proud that the biggest shits of my clients bear my signature. Last Chance is an important company that is dedicated to reconciling couples thanks to characters like me, who play the most diverse roles: from couples therapists to marriages in crisis. And what do you think will be my purpose in this company? You will discover it soon, although, knowing me a little, you can already get used to the idea that it does not look good at all. In addition, I will tell you a little secret: I have found out that one of my companions, the green-eyed and tight ass, has proposed to dismantle the beach bar, so I have already chosen my next victim. Let hell burn!