Lliçó 1: Bones maneres

You are about to receive the first lesson to graduate in Allology. Professor Tarambana and his assistant, Number 13, are about to teach you GOOD MANNERS. Thanks to Professor Tarambana's peculiar learning method, you will learn to behave in society in the most fun way! But we warn you that his advice and demonstrations are not the most appropriate... Professor Tarambana has a rather informal way of teaching. He addresses his students as "a kind of disgusting green worms" and, to teach them manners, he gives them advice such as, for example: it is a symbol of distinction to wipe your mouth with the sleeve of whoever is next to you at the table at the time to eat; We must always point the finger at anyone who is different from us; Or, if we want them to do us a favor as quickly as possible, the best way is to repeat what we want without stopping until the other loses patience...